Torrey Quotes

"She wears bibs all the time because she's Pukeahontas." Torrey, explaining that Harper wears bibs because of a little acid reflux problem.

"Good luck breast feeding." Torrey talking to a lady who brought her 2 tiny dogs in sneaky carrying bags to the restaurant we ate at Friday night. The lady had not-so-attractive bosoms hanging out of her dress. When the woman said, "I don't know how to take that", Torrey said, "I breast-fed my dogs!"

"I'm not good with heads and holes." This was actually me---I was trying to dress Harper and was having a hard time.

"I've got all I need, Jesus and velveteen." Torrey singing a new Dolly Parton song. I had to break the news that it's actually 'Jesus and gravity'.